PITCHDREAMSPLAY THE SEASON
BEFORE YOU PAY
FOR IT.
Two free satirical soccer games—one where you survive the sideline as a parent, one where you take the clipboard as a coach—and a cost tool with real fees from 450+ clubs across 35 states.
- Free
- No signup
- Plays on your phone
FEEL IT.
PRICE IT.
RUN IT.
rehearse the season before real life sends you the invoice.
- Feel it
- Survive a season of sideline politics as a soccer parent.
- Price it
- See what club soccer actually costs where you live.
- Run it
- Take the clipboard and build a club from your phone.
WHICH ONE
IS YOU?
All three are free, open in your browser, and never ask for an account. Start wherever you actually are.
I'm deciding if this is worth it.
See real posted club fees and a ballpark season total for your state and level—before you sign anything.
- Free
- No signup
- 450+ clubs
I'm three seasons deep.
A satirical season simulator built from real sideline moments—the politics, the group chat, and the running total.
- Free
- No signup
- Plays on your phone
I want to run the club.
Recruit a squad, run training, and take a club through tournaments and a full coaching career—on your phone.
- Free
- No signup
- Plays on your phone
PRO-PARENTS LEAGUE
Build your family, then survive a season of sideline decisions and car rides home. Every choice moves your kid's happiness, your stress, and what you've spent.
- Free
- No signup
- Plays on your phone
COACHING DYNASTY SIM
Take the clipboard: pick your roster, run training, work the transfer market, and carry a club through tournaments and a full coaching career.
- Free
- No signup
- Plays on your phone
TRY THE GAME
RIGHT HERE.
This is a real decision from Pro-Parents League, lifted straight out of the game. Pick one and see what it costs you. Takes five seconds, and nothing here asks for an account.
Your kid misses a shot and looks visibly upset on the field.
WHAT DOES A
SEASON COST?
TWO QUESTIONS · TEN SECONDS · NO EMAIL
The Club Cost Navigator prices the part nobody quotes you—travel, tournaments, kit, and the gear you buy twice—then shows you real posted dues from clubs near you.
The part nobody quotes you
pick a state and a level.